MRS PHELPS . Even me. You'll never again be subject to abuse for your immense caboose. Alice Alternate . Two times . alice i am a princess bruce and i am a prince lavender, amanda, alice, hortensia mum says i'm an angel sent down from the sky bruce, eric, reginald my daddy says i'm his special little soldier, no one is as handsome, strong as me. You are a thief! He always wears suits with loud plaid prints read analysis of Mr. Wormwood. He screams and turns around, hitting ERIC's cap against ERIC's desk. You chose books. Get on with it. His fingie. And I say that criminals like you are not full until you have eaten the entire cake. You might as well be saying you think that it's okay, He dances with the hospital bed that MRS WORMWOOD is lying on. MISS HONEY Review Highlight: THE DROWSY CHAPERONE - Scottsdal. DOCTOR Not even when the hammer left my hands The CHILDREN, save BRUCE, but including MISS HONEY, hide under the desks. Eleven times two is twenty-two. What about rules, Honey? Dennis Kelly MR WORMWOODOh, this is thick! It seems that there are millions of these "one in a millions" these days. ], CHILDREN In a rural province of France, a mysterious creature is leaving a trail of mutilated . . Winner of over 100 international awards, including 24 for Best Musical, MATILDA THE MUSICAL continues to delight audiences of all ages at London's Cambridge Theatre. We all get carried away sometimes. Green hair? Just go back to school! DOCTOR Suddenly, out came the Escapologist, dressed as usual in his tights and spangly costume. That's the bananas right there. MATILDA Search for crossword clues found in the Daily Celebrity, NY Times, Daily Mirror, Telegraph and major publications. Now available for a limited licensing window! MRS WORMWOOD Your genius husband is going to sell them one hundred and fifty five knackered old bangers as brand-new luxury cars. This show would not be possible without its terrific cast, who have worked tirelessly in rehearsals and learning lines at ridiculous speed! Oh, my good Lord. So give me more cake! CHILDREN Look at him go! Well, Matilda Wormwood. There is a spotlight on BRUCE as he begins to talk. A storm can begin with the flap of a wing. No one's gonna love you if you don't know the rumba. Mustn't let a little thing like "little" stop you. So, erm . MR WORMWOOD One look at my face and it's plain to see. With her, it's all "books" and "stories". MR WORMWOOD His do-dah. "Patience, my love," the husband replied. To survive this mess by being a prince or a princess. Miracle! But I'm his little soldier. ERIC, TOMMY, and BRUCE . Brand new stock, sir! Mrs Wormwood, I want you to think very carefully. MATILDA MRS WORMWOOD brushes past MATILDA with a sound of utter disgust. . Could I speak to you for a moment, please? . I was flying past the stars on silver wings matilda said. Hm? Matilda Wormwood. MISS TRUNCHBULL Look at mummy. In the cupboard. Boys and girls! google_color_border="EDC7C2"; If you're an escapologist, I must be an acrobat to balance that lot. MRS PHELPS exits as a siren wails and the scene changes to Crunchem Hall Academy. MATILDA said the wife, smiling sadly and slipping her hand into his. [She takes a mirror from the armchair.] I'll tell you tomorrow. Book by Dennis Kelly. And Even if you put in heaps of eFfort, Bambinatum! Are you crying? Matilda, that . I can feel it in my hips. So you're Wormwood, are you? The table stops and the hands hit the ground. MRS WORMWOOD Now get out. Knock on the door, Jenny. The most beautiful miracle I have ever seen! Just you wait for phys-ed. said the wife, smiling sadly and slipping her hand into his. He's a small, ratty man, with luscious black hair. Miracle! Imagine what she is going to do to a horrible, squeaky little goblin like you, boy. But I didn't do anything. Babes, I'm on fire, here! to read our character analysis for Alice and unlock other amazing theatre resources! And people would come from miles around: kings! RUDOLPHO So go and put some highlights in your hair. Lily-Rose. Oh, my undercarriage doesn't feel quite normal. What have I told you about wearing pigtails? She's probably having a meeting or something and won't want to be interrupted. MISS HONEYbeckons MATILDA to the back of the class. What? RUDOLPHO saunters over and holds his arm out to MISS HONEY. The Invisible Man . I've got my deal today with the Russians. I mean . MATILDA MATILDA Mrs Phelps! More than one. . The scene changes to the Wormwood's living room. Various singing, dancing, and speaking roles. Oh! You've seen one before. Well?